‘Umbridge was actually right’: A Potterhead Discussion on Why Hogwarts Is the Opposite of the Safest Place on Earth

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    Umbridge was actually right about Hogwarts being a disaster (Hot Take)

    Ok look, I hate Umbridge. I'm not defending most of the stuff she did, making students just read books instead of actually
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    teaching, touring kids with the bld quill, all that. She's awful. But. When she said "Things are far worse at Hogwarts than I imagined," she was kinda right. Hogwarts is honestly
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    the worst and most dangerous school ever, basically the opposite of Hagrid's "safest place in the world."
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    Book 1: Voldemort breaks into Gringotts and fails to steal the Stone. Dumbledore's genius idea? Hide it inside a school with hundreds of
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    kids. He even brings in a giant three-headed dog and puts it behind a door that Hermione, a first- year, unlocks with a basic
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    spell. That's not security, that's reckless. Any student could've stumbled in and d' d.
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    Teachers: . Year 1: Quirrell. Completely useless, garlic everywhere, Voldemort literally attached to his head.
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    • Year 2: Lockhart. Fraud. Students learned nothing all year. Did Dumbledore even interview him? The job being cursed isn't an excuse to waste kids' education.
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    Year 3: Lupin. Great teacher, yes, but still careless, he forgot the full moon one night and nearly ki ed people.
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    Year 4: Fake Moody. A literal Dth Eater in disguise. Sure, he taught good stuff, but... it was a Dth Eater.
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    . Hagrid: Love him as a character, but as a teacher? Nope. Thinks giant spiders are "friendly," breeds skrewts, constantly puts kids at risk.
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    Meanwhile, Grubbly-Plank (who's actually qualified) gets tossed aside because Dumbledore just hires who he likes.
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    A letter with the Hogwarts logo on it
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    • Divination: Scam class. Trelawney just rambles nonsense. Useless for everyone except the 0.1% who might be a Seer.
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    • Actual learning: By Goblet of Fire, Harry can't even do a Summoning Charm without practicing for days. He's can barely make a dictionary zoom across the room back
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    and forth before he can even get a broom. In Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore's Army has to start with Expelliarmus because most students don't even know it. Hogwarts
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    doesn't teach basic household spells, healing charms, or anything practical that would actually help kids in life.
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    Quidditch: In Year 1, Harry's broom is cursed mid-game and nearly kis him, and and there is no investigation. Madam Hooch does nothing. In Year 2, a bludger goes rogue and keeps chasing Harry to k him, and again. no one intervenes.
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    Punishments: Sending eleven- year-olds into the Forbidden Forest at night as punishment, when they literally know something dangerous enough to kunicorns is out there? That's insane.
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    So yeah. Umbridge was bad, but she wasn't wrong that Hogwarts was a disaster. Her inspecting the teachers and firing Trelawney? Honestly, one of her only Ws.
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    Winter-Vegetable 7792 We all love Hogwarts because it's whimsical, it's fun, it's wild, untamed, magical, and full of mysteries and full of nostalgia. But yeah there's no way any of us would send our own kids.
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    secretariats Tbh I don't think it's a hot take that Dumbledore was probably not the best headmaster, especially when it came to his personnel decisions
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    Old Campaign653 While I don't disagree with your points, I think we're given a very unique view into Hogwarts. We basically see 6 of the most bizarre and unusual years in its entire history because of Harry.

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